Eternally Confused

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

cloningclub:

the proper way to greet your straight friends:

image

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

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robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

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jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever wonder how many people have ever seen you? in person or online?? how many thousands of people have seen your face throughout your existence??? wow????

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lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

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riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

ultrafacts:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

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mirror:

Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if it was such a perfect fit?

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